Category: Facedown (a.k.a. The Facebook Breakdown)

The text:

Shoutout to PERSONS X and Y for passing their Pediatric ID Boards! I am so very proud of you, and I hope I have the honor of following in your footsteps next year!

The subtext:

I don’t know what your life’s amounted to, but as for me, I’m a doctor, okay? I went to medical school, and I work long hours and dedicate my life to helping others, and I AM A DOCTOR, OKAY? Those are the circles I’m in.