Category: Words to Live By

Jen is considering brachioplasty – a plastic surgery procedure targeting the upper arm – to rid her of her bingo wings.

Words of Encouragement for Jen: First things first, Jen, is that I suffer from bingo wings myself. No matter how many carbs I cut, no matter how many minutes of cardio I do, I simply cannot get rid of them. I understand how hard it is – I understand the toll the bingo wing can take – and so do I say: You go for it, girl! You’ll feel better in your head and in your heart! You’ll look better in your tank-tops come summer, and what is life about, really, if not tank-tops in the summer, the acquisition of that perfect summer bod.