Category: Facedown (a.k.a. The Facebook Breakdown)

The Text:

If you fall into one of these categories, this is why I respond to your emails in a clinical and dismissive manner. Now you know! (A link is then included to an article entitled The 10 types of Toxic People that Mentally Strong People Avoid.)

The Subtext: 

I’m actually insane. Yes, you heard it here first. I’m insane, and somewhere deep inside I know this about myself, hence the need to claim that I am otherwise. Hence the need to identify myself as “mentally strong.” And, I mean, well, sure: doing so in this public and aggressive manner undermines the very thing I’m trying to prove – my own mental fortitude – but what of it?! Me, good! Me, strong! Me, successful and productive!